That’s my advice fellow citizens on the food security bill. Specially if you are a tax payer (i.e. if you ask bills for your grossary or pay income tax or pay toll on the highways or happen to breathe air in India) – this government is going to spend over 2 trillion Indian rupees (or around 37 Billion) to ensure 75% of India’s populaion is fed up with subsidized food.
Following image shows how it will work:
Food Security Bill
In effect we are going to be screwed really hard – the question is how to make it enjoyable. Here are few advices that may help -1. Buy rural land near highways, invest in warehouses – contract with Food Corporation of India. Get a massive rental and also a share in theft of the food purchased with your money.
2. Start looking into food procurement – with govenrment purchasing over 50% of all produce, the hapless rest 25% urban population will be ready for a hyperfood inflation. See how you can ask common men to seel the rice – he purchased at Rs 3 to you at Rs 10 – so that you can sell at Rs 20
3. Invest in Liquor – people will buy food – sell it to purchase liquor. Even those who will not be part of this cycle, will soon be out of job – so first they will purchase (relatively) expensive beverages only to find themselves falling into the income group that FSB advices, hence become part of cycle. Bottom line – Drinks will go up
4. Organise International Journalist Tours – we will be Greece without a EU bailout – with Naxals training guns on cities, Tamil nadu and Kerela will go to war, while our great Army will not interfere for most of its annual salary might have had been curtailed after the Indian economy went bust.
5. Easiest of all – have rashion cards made – you will need them sooner or when you are out of job by 2014